Auchterhouse Hill and Balluderen Hill | |
Parking | You can park at the car park at Balkello Woodland or just dump your car at the side of the road somewhere. |
Distance | Approx 3 miles |
Height / Ascent | 424m AOD. 200m ascent from Balkello Woodland |
Bogginess | 2 / 5 |
Strenuosity | 3 / 5 |
Other Info | Good paths and dirt tracks throughout |
Introduction
A summer's day in July. The weather was warm and sunny, beckoning us out on an other adventure. We decide to go looking for some historic sites so we have a look over the OS map and notice there seems to be a fair amount happening around Tealing way. So we chunter out and have a look at Tealing Doocot. Very Nice! And very well preserved. Well worth popping in to have a look.
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Tealing Doocot. Interesting! |
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Mike inspecting the information board for the souterrain |
We then go to inspect some standing stones located in a field. They were not as easily accessible as we might have hoped. We had to pop over a couple of barbed wire fences and through a bog to reach them.
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The standing stones. Were they worth nearly getting castrated to see? |
After the standing stones we had to head back to the car. Back over the barbed wire fences again! On our way back along the road we noticed something lying on the road. What was it? A pair of women's undies. The mind boggles as to the reason they were left there. Anyway, we did the honourable thing and picked them up and stuck them on the branch of a tree.
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Underpants on a stick |
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Keeping the roads safe from offending objects |
After our good deed for the day was done we returned to the car. It was still early in the day and we couldn't find any other historic sites to visit in the area. What to do? Well, there were a few nice looking hills over in the distance, so let's get going up Auchterhouse Hill!
Getting There and Parking Up
You can see these hills for miles in the surrounding area and there are many different ways you can attack them, with numerous paths to and fro. Your best bet is to use the car park at Balkello Woodland although we chose to park at North Balluderon Farm which is also good but there is less space to park.
The Balkello Woodland car park and North Balluderon Farm can be accessed from a minor road running between Kirkton of Auchterhouse and Tealing. Both settlements are well signposted and easy to find so you shouldn't have any trouble. If you are not familiar with the area your best bet would be to head along the A90 Dundee to Aberdeen road and turn off for Tealing from here. Then take the minor road running west from Tealing to Kirkton of Auchterhouse.
Men of the Hills
We park up at North Balluderon Farm. The sun is beating down so we check the car's thermometer before going out. It read Scorchio! That is 27oC to normal peope. So anyway, we got out of the car and started heading up the path.
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Our Goal |
The path up is fairly gentle at the start but it is still hard going because of the heat. As we continue round we are nipping behind trees for a spot of shade and to cool down. We didn't bring any sunscreen with us or any hats or suchlike to keep the sun off our faces. Doh! Thankfully the trusty OS map worked as a nice makeshift sun hat.
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Me trying to cool off. A sombrero might be better! |
After a while of walking west around the base of Balluderon Hill, the gradient started to increase as we headed up the path towards Auchterhouse HIll. As we continue up, the woodlands disappeared and there were no shady spots to get out of the sun. We were really feeling it as we climbed up. To rub salt in the wounds, we meet this bloke and his bird walking back down. We are almost on our knees from exhaustion and they are bounding happily down the hill. Are we really that unfit? Because they certainly didn't look like they would be entering the Olympics any time soon.
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A couple of walkers who must have asbestos skin. |
With steely determination we climb on. Every step felt like a trial. We eventually came up to a patch of heath atop a small mound close to Auchterhouse Hill and just threw ourselves down. We were fucked! With our bodies tired and mouths as dry as a nun's crutches we were in serious need of liquid refreshment, so it was time to crack open the wonder potions.
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That was a tasty beverage. |
That caffeinated, chemical ridden cola surely hit the spot. As we sat drinking and contemplating life, we noticed a small critter crawling through the grass and onto my OS map / sunhat.
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The determined caterpillar |
For some reason we were fascinated by this caterpillar crawling around. Maybe it was due to delirium from the heat or maybe we just needed an excuse to sit on our arses a while longer and rest. Anyway, just like Robert the Bruce and the spider, the caterpillar's relentless determination must have rubbed off on us and we decided to get moving again.
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From our resting spot we can see Auchterhouse Hill |
We had found our second wind. In addition to the stoic and inspirational caterpillar, the shot of caffeinated juice and the sit down, some clouds had moved overhead and were providing welcome shade. We bounded towards the summit of Auchterhouse Hill.
Eventually we made it. We reached the flattened peak of this hill where a fort once stood. Unfortunately, there were no remains of the fort still standing but there were stunning views across landscape. Well, mostly stunning views....
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Where's the fort? |
Most of the views across the lowlands looked amazing. Even Dundee didn't look that bad from up there but there was one howler that stood out and marred the landscape. A new housing development at Auchterhouse. Although I firmly support new housing developments in rural locations and welcome innovative design, this looked crap. They were big, hulking, standardised designs with towers on them. Yes, bloody towers! I know Auchterhouse has a reputation for being a bit knobby but housing schemes with towers just looks ridiculous.
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The palatial yet unsightly new housing development |
So after having a seat up Auchterhouse Hill and admiring the views, we are eastbound and down over to Balluderen Hill.
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Enjoying yet more of the sun. |
The walk between the two summits was not too bad. The path was good and the gradients not too steep. Before long we get over to Balluderen Hill and are greeted by this impressive monument erected to Sydney Scroggie - The Man o' the Hills.
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The monument atop Balluderen Hill |
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The plaque to Sydney Scroggie |
If you thought that little caterpillar was inspirational, check out this guy. Here is a piece about him
William Sydney (Syd) Scroggie
1919 - 2006
With good humour and determination he overcame his disabilities to return to his beloved hills, walking thousands of miles and making more than 600 blind climbs. Describing his blindness as 'a sort of adventure', he inspired many by refusing to let it limit his life. He taught himself Greek and became a published poet and author, with works including the book The Cairngorms: Scene and Unseen (1989) and a collection of his poems Give Me the Hills (1978). Scroggie appeared on the television programme This is Your Life in 1964 and was awarded an honorary degree by the University of Dundee in 2001. He died at his home in Bridgefoot (Angus). He is remembered by a cairn on Balluderon Hill in his beloved Sidlaw Hills. A rare honour for a living hill-walker, this was built in 2000, and Scroggie walked up the hill for the official unveiling, despite being aged 81 at the time. Source: http://www.scottish-places.info |
And here is a video of him on the famous Weir's Way.
So after reading the plaque and admiring the views from the hill we thought we would have a welcome sit down. We weren't feeling as knackered as earlier but we were getting mighty red and knew we were going to feel it the next day.
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Looking a bit sunburnt there. |
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A seat in the shade whilst I roll one up. |
That was enough for us. We had made it to the summit of both the hills and had got far too much sun in the process so we decided to head back to the car. The other hill in the area, Craigowl Hill, would have to wait for another day.
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Craigowl Hill. That's for another day. |
As we had seen enough of the sun we decided to take the quick route back down through the heath. We had to watch where we were going though as there were a few steep drops.
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Don't want to go down that way |
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The quick way down |
So after a very quick descent we were back at the car and on our way home.
Heading Home - Reflection
It was a good day out made overly demanding by our lack of preparation. The climbs up the hills are not too strenuous and you are rewarded with some great views over the area. We just made a meal out of it by not having any decent supplies with us such as suncream, plenty of liquids and at least a hat to shade us from the sun. Thankfully, all we ended up with was a bit of sunburn but it is worth bearing in mind that heatstroke can be fatal so make suitable preparations before you head out.
As for photography, it really wasn't something we were thinking about too much on this day. However, bright sunny days will usually yield some good snaps and this was no exception, so we got some interesting images of our outing.
Worth a visit?
Definitely worth a walk up. It's not too severe and there are good paths all around. It's close to Dundee so if you are local you don't have to travel far to get there. Just make sure you take suitable equipment and supplies for the day, unlike us!